Suburban bubble mom

A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.

"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."

by Canispeaktothemanager February 21, 2019

ur mom gay

you don't know how to comback with a sick roast? use this career destroying saying, it is also the worst thing you could say at a funeral or a family dinner.

person 1: my mom just died, i'm so sad!
person 2: ur mom gay
"person one dies"

sister: can you pass me the ketchup?
me: no
sister: fuck you
me: your mom gay

by ur parents gay November 10, 2021

Highland Park moms

In Highland Park, IL the moms there are all orange, drive big cars paid for by their husbands, always want to be first, are friends with other Highland Park moms and treat each other like they're all back in high school. They're mostly Jewish and are all really rich, but live mostly in McMansions for some fucked up reason. And they name their kids all the same thing, and their idea of "charity" is to pay thousands of dollars to expensive puppy boutiques and get all dressed up for the black tie charity parties. They really have no idea of what else goes on in the world except for whose turn it is to carpool. Oh, and they have the worst plastic surgeons, thinking they need plastic surgery.

Highland Park moms: RUDE.

by LittleMissBlondie January 3, 2011

bio mom

Biological parent; woman who gave birth to child

bio mom

by Olivia Lalla March 9, 2016

Your Mom

An insult only generated by nerds who play FPS games and cant find a more valuable or more insulting reply to someone who spit an insult him (Example: Your so gay, you suck, stop camping you fucking faggot.). So he counts on the ''Emergency Reply to Insults''. Which is in general, Your Mom.

Since when mothers are implicted in video game verbal fights?

Online Guy 1: Haha, I fucking raped you this round fucking pussy!

Online Guy 2: *Can't find an insulting counter reply*

Online Guy 2: Haha, well I fucking raped your mom last night!

Online Guy 1: Dude shut the fuck up you nerd. Cant find anything better to say you dipshit.

by Finalninja447 April 19, 2010

meat mom

a mom whos obsessed with fattening her kids with meat

the meat mom made her little kid eat a cow

by peter cookie December 30, 2009

Your mom

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler

Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom

by PAWESOMEYEAH October 2, 2015