A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.
"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."
by Canispeaktothemanager February 21, 2019
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