Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted

Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.

by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019

fudgy nut

Fudgy nut - a large, chunky person usually of African decent. Especially, those who are constantly eating things that should not be eaten regularly.

Man, that guy eating those frozen peas is such a fudgy nut.

by King Absontime April 25, 2014

mighty nut

To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator

John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe

by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017

Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts April 14, 2016

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

deez nuts

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser August 27, 2016