John-rock

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

John-rock by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

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John Martin

That Jim Norton is a real John Martin!

John Martin by Clownhead October 15, 2015

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Johns • Johnny Depp • Johnny • John Cena • john kerry • Johnsons • johnathan • john lennon • John McCain • John Mayer

JOHN STAMOS

The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena

And his name is john STAMOS!

JOHN STAMOS by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016

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john crane

Someone who opens a beer, drinks half of it and leaves it to open another one

Hey Frank, don’t be a John crane. Finish your damn beer

john crane by Slickrick81 April 23, 2018

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John Martin

John Martin.....

John Martin by PewDieBoot October 6, 2018

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John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

John Johnson by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018

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John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.

Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do

John Moorehead by Scooby P Dee December 14, 2018

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