Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
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Get the Jake kavanagh mug.Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
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Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
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Get the jake mug.Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
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