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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
J Money Gland by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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A person who thinks they know what they are doing but have fucking clue.
J.a.g. by Skankhuntfour2 May 1, 2024
J Cole means being humble.
"I'm J Cole" for example would equate eating a burger without meat with a cup of water, but without the cup, because you're too humble for a cup and meat. Might as well only drink water with your bare hands.

J-Coling 

J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
The term originated after the famous rapper J-Cole decided to align himself with Drake in an attempt to claim the rap battle thrown against Kendrick Lamar (aka K Dot). Shortly after releasing thier song J-Cole chose to make a public apology to K Dot, and proceeded to excuse himself from the battle. Initially he received backlash for his decision, however, after the world witnessed the lyrical bloodbath that ensued, the world realized J-Cole made the best decision. Thus, the term, J-Coling it was was born.

J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
To choose peace, to avoid conflict, to remove yourself from a battle, to choose serenity, to engage in mindfulness exercises and promote positive-self growth, to guard your own personal and mental well being, to enjoy the little things in life, to make good choices.

By: MIA the 1ST - Isabella Alvarez
Example:
Baby Huey didn’t show up to work because he was J-Coling it. Sipping his coffee, gardening and enjoying the sunshine instead of going to work at this rat infested dump.
J-Coling by M-I-A May 7, 2024

j_malicity 

the J in j_malicity stands for "John Touhou"
Guy 1: "Did you see j_malicity's newest Fuantei video?"
Guy 2: "No."
Guy 1: "Me neither."
to tell someone to jump in a lake
friend 1: ugh this person texted me

you: tell them to j.i.a.l
J.I.A.L by twelveornine May 14, 2024