1. The tight nubile body of a gorgeous woman. 2. More than just tits and ass, also includes hips, thighs, and abs. 3. The overall physical package of an athletic, shapely, and fit woman. 4. The body of a woman who looks like she could wreck 98% of any man she meets.
My friend: "Yoooo! Bro you see the engine housing on that chick over there? Goddamn!"
Me: "That woman would wreck you. You ain't done enough push ups and crunches to hang with her. She's a sexual monster."
Me: "That woman would wreck you. You ain't done enough push ups and crunches to hang with her. She's a sexual monster."
by Ray_81194 September 19, 2022
Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!
by 4realazitgits April 24, 2021
by Brandon_Has May 02, 2021
Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
by Tomsavage January 10, 2024
Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..
Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!
Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.
Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!
Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.
by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020
by Mr_TopHat September 24, 2021