this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit

Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"

this is fucking retarded by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014

Turtle Fucking 

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

Turtle Fucking by SxEx March 10, 2009

dogs fucking 

A distracting occurrence bringing one's focus from the situation or issue(s) at hand.

Russell was nearly hit in the head with the frisbee. He must've been watching dogs fucking.

dogs fucking by heaving reaction April 21, 2011

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch 

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!

That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch by Jblazer123 May 4, 2016

get off the fucking pills 

something you tell someone when they take so much medication, they have to keep taking pills, for instance, you take a pill to take away a headache, but the side effect is diarriha, so you take a pill for that, then you take a pill for that side effect, and so on

why the fuck do i need an example i explained the whole thing ^^

get off the fucking pills by Kyle Biddle July 23, 2004

dumb fucking dumby 

a step child. Usually one that annoys the piss out of you and needs to have the shit kicked out of them.

Step Dad: I got home last night and the step kid was being annoying as hell
Man: Tell that dumb fucking dumby to shut the fuck up.

Step Dad: You won't believe what the Dumb fucking dumby did last night.
Man: You mean the DFD.
Step Dad: Yeah him

dumb fucking dumby by step dad February 24, 2008

shuffle-fucking 

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.

i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.

shuffle-fucking by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009