The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.
by KEATOR November 27, 2012
Get the Ducks in heremug. Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
by Frick boi >:3 May 7, 2019
Get the Fuck duckmug. A bit funny. LOUD.Kewl.Has a Mustache. Likes goutes. VERY OCD. Theme song me myself and i.Friends with Larry Da Unicorn. Captain Cam Cam. And Glitter Girl. Kind of dark. Is a vampire. Like elder scrolls,cod, and assasins creed.
by Larry Da Unicorn June 26, 2016
Get the fredrick the duckmug. When your girlfriend gets her drugs from her side piece, and they go and hide from society to do them all.
Beth's boyfriend tells her "Not to be ducking under bridges" when she scores drugs from her side piece Heather.
by HG/SIDEPIECE4LIFE!! July 26, 2024
Get the Ducking under bridgesmug. by bigboyghdjkkd December 19, 2018
Get the fuck duckmug. 
When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021
Get the Duck Foot Pistolmug.