Silly Car

1. A silly cat (applies to all, but mostly orange cats). When multiple silly cars are compiled in a video, they are normally accompanied by an emoji saying "Holy moly!", as well as silly sound effects.

I wish silly cars were real 😞. (This specific sentence can also be formed without the word "silly" - it still has the same meaning)

by anonymous December 23, 2023

Car Wash

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.

“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!

by Darve July 11, 2023

Plastic Car

New cars like Bugattis, Lambos, and Ferraris that have no history and are only for rappers and rich white kids.

-"Did you see John's new lambo"
-"Yeah, i hate plastic cars. Classics are better"

by Camaro Cameron August 1, 2018

Eat the car

An alternative to selling the car for money to buy food.

“My mother had a rough childhood. Her mom had to sell the car in order to have enough food money.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”

by Mr. Sneeze October 8, 2022

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.

He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done

by Ch1naman April 24, 2023

brother's car

freakiest thing someone could do

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car

by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022