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Billy and Pete theorem

The theory that Billy and Pete cease to exist once their objective had been completed. They are seen in the same clothes everyday, despite weather, and never seem to leave nor enter where they are. They only come into existence when they are needed and leave when they are not, nobody can see them leave or enter, they just enter
It's a shame that Einstein died when he was about to solve the Billy and Pete theorem, what a shame, and a coincidence...
by Definitely sfx March 22, 2021
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The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
by prokymannpron May 25, 2021
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Internet Opinion Theorum

IOT states that an opinion, no matter how ludicrous, will always have at least one other person online which shares the same opinion unironically
"Bruh I said that horses should be allowed to run for presidency and multiple people unironically agreed."
"There will always be someone who agrees with you because of the Internet Opinion Theorum."
by Swiper The Sniper#7355 September 18, 2021
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Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.
Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.
by Xeto November 9, 2021
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The Tyler Theorem

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.
The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.
by iwuehfiwhfi3w May 27, 2023
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Conspiracy Theorist

In 1967, the CIA coined the derogatory label "Conspiracy Theorist" to attack truthsayers and whistleblowers who challenge the "official" narrative of the powers to be. This term is usually associated by the mass media to shills with tin foil hats who talk about little green aliens, lizards, supernatural, and other obvious absurdities in order to discredit real truthsayers and whistleblowers who are able to expose real conspiracies conceived by real corrupted people all over the world.
A conspiracy theorist is a shill who wears a tin foil hat and talks about inane absurdities.
by AlfaVitaY2K December 8, 2016
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Thory

An amazing mother of four beautiful children. She works hard and is very loving. Outstanding beautiful kind thoughtful church goer.
"I have the best mom ever, she's a Thory."
by Rainbowprincess28 October 20, 2014
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