Penis

A dick

Penis is gud

by Llamalover50 July 8, 2016

Penis Sandwhich

What I just told my bitch to go eat

Wife: Honey, I think its your turn to do the dishes.

You: Bitch I think its your turn to go eat a penis sandwhich!

by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

Nigger Penis

Fat black dong, not very pretty and not very tasty, but long enough to recieve anal sex and blowjobs at the same time.
Usually found in a swarm above white chicks or in melones.

Hey guy watch out, there is an anaconda" "Relax, its only a nigger penis

by kingdingeling3 November 16, 2010

walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Penis Music

Music that's good for your penis

I listened to penis music and my penis feels good

by Hamtaro February 25, 2020

small penis

brett dash has one

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

lost penis

"Lost penis" is when you are caught humping a chick by a family member (usually a parent, in-laws or girlfriend and/or wife) resulting in an immediate boner killer and great shame.

Sally's mom and I where doing it in her basement when Sally caught us. Well I suffered with lost penis for about a week until Sally's twin sister started dating me.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010