Penis

A dick

Penis is gud

by Llamalover50 July 8, 2016

Penis Sandwhich

What I just told my bitch to go eat

Wife: Honey, I think its your turn to do the dishes.

You: Bitch I think its your turn to go eat a penis sandwhich!

by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

Nigger Penis

Fat black dong, not very pretty and not very tasty, but long enough to recieve anal sex and blowjobs at the same time.
Usually found in a swarm above white chicks or in melones.

Hey guy watch out, there is an anaconda" "Relax, its only a nigger penis

by kingdingeling3 November 16, 2010

walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Penis Music

Music that's good for your penis

I listened to penis music and my penis feels good

by Hamtaro February 25, 2020

small penis

brett dash has one

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Penis Puke

A term to describe semen.

'Did you see stu's trousers? They were like totally covered in penis puke'

'Oh my god dude, I saw Gemma bend over the other day and next thing I know my pants were full of penis puke'

Gemma: 'Eeeew Stu! You have a big white stain on the front of your trousers that defintley looks like penis puke...'
Stu: 'ITS TOOTHPASTE I SWEAR!!!'

by gogo87 March 6, 2012