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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
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P-51 Mustang

Undoubtedly one of the finest fighters the United States had during World War II. Started when a salesman named James Kindleberger of North American Aviation made a contract to sell a new airframe to the British. Around 120 days later, the first prototype was flown. When America joined the war, they started using it too.

The new aircraft had a revolutionary wing design that reduced drag and improved performance. It did not, however, mix well with the Allison engine. Later models had the Rolls Royce Merlin engine, and the true potential of the Mustang was unleashed. These aircraft could now escort the big bombers from England to Germany, let the bombers destroy the factories, and escort them back. They could even take off from islands like Iwo Jima, do everything they needed to do, and come back. The Mustang could even take on the world’s first jet fighter, the German ME-262.
In conclusion, the P-51 Mustang, one hella fine fighter.
by Bumpkinbopper February 28, 2023
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Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
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worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
by Justicekelly June 7, 2023
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Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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The Dirty Mustaine

When you break up with a girl a few days before you are going to get married and spend the next 30 years writing songs about her.
yo did yo hear that David is planning on giving his girl The Dirty Mustaine?
by Dougie Wide April 10, 2024
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