Jack Sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.

by robert j smith February 3, 2008

Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Tribute Jack

To jack off onto someones picture.

I'm gonna give Megan Fox a real tribute jack or 2 tonight. I just picked up her Maxim spread.

by ganjanamo1979 February 1, 2010

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

jack slattery

A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.

ex: GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX
ex: he is such a Jack Slattery

by Mangernam October 5, 2013

slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

jack pound

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.

I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!

by T Morph April 4, 2008