Pants

Shit i dont wear

Tyrone: yo you ever heard of pants?
Tyler: nah fuck that shit its for pussies

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

nicey-pants

a girl who is so nice that a guy will easily walk all over her, but then feel awful about it

a naive, sheltered college freshman girl
"she is a little-miss-nicey-pants"

by mnp123 July 1, 2009

pants

1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.

Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face

by Jelloflava July 31, 2008

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!

by Fart1738 December 1, 2024