Hairy Catch 22 

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

Hairy Catch 22 by bunshi November 6, 2013

Hairy Caterpillar 

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

Hairy Caterpillar by me.....)()( March 9, 2014

hairy cockroach 

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

hairy cockroach by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

hairy chamois 

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

hairy chamois by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Hairy Sausage 

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

Hairy Sausage by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

hairy potta 

name for a pot-dealer who is either really hairy or likes harry potter.

Look who it is –hairy potta with them goods!

hairy potta by californiarollin January 1, 2017

harmyni 

The freakin hottest person on earth. But still a weirdo.

Harmyni is so hot

harmyni by Harmyni September 3, 2017