egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Bum juice

The last ounce or 1/2 ounce of an alcoholic beverage left in a drink. Bottom of the drink or backwash of a beverage. Scuzz.

"are you going to drink that? Nah that shits bum juice.

by Hemrocker June 21, 2019

Bum

Common phrase used to describe a beautiful lady.

John: hey look at that lady what a bum ;)
Derek: yeah she’s definitely a bum I’d give it to her

by Butthole27484 June 25, 2019

barry the bum

a smelly fraggle looking mutha fucker who stinks of piss and got no friends has one ball bag and a cheesy japs eye

one day barry the bum went round his girlfriends and got a smack in the face for having a cheesy cock and stuck of piss after drinking to mush and falling head first in the bog which the dismantled his face

by beauty eith the booty July 10, 2019

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019