zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005

zootty

good looking, suave, handsome, dashing

you are looking rather zootty today

by PI_R May 28, 2009

Zootimeter

The width of a pubic hair.

Oh man! You missed that target by a zootimeter!

by Jonnyoxygen18 October 20, 2009

Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019

zooted

that feeling you get when ur high and ur kind of trippin.

i'm feeling pretty zooted.

by twat May 13, 2005

Zootered

the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.

dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"

by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010