Zooted

The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

by Btolly September 14, 2018

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

Adj.

To be tripping your balls off

Nigga I'm ficking zooted

by the normal guy March 11, 2018

Zooted

Being very obnoxious

You were zooted bro..

by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017

Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

by FckingBubba August 12, 2022

Zooted

Originating from being remarkably high off of Xanax or Zannys to the point where your brain almost shuts down.

Now in drug culture it is used in general in reference to being high.

He or she isn’t high, they’re zooted. In other words, completely gone off this earth.

by TheSavageAaron August 23, 2020