Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

zoommoned

The act of being summoned to mandatory office fun via Zoom Happy Hour or the act of issuing said decree of requisite virtual joviality.

She felt like she had just been served a subpoena having been zoommoned to attend the office "Happy Hour" on Zoom.

by Jules.Sheehy May 19, 2020

zoom creeping

The act of pinning an attractive co-workers feed to your screen during a business video chat.

Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.

by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020

Zoom

A app that mostly everyone is doing during this outbreak.

Hey jimmy tomorrow theres a zoom meeting are u gonna join?

by AaronBubb August 31, 2020

Zoomies

When your pet runs around fast, inside or out.

My dog Baxter is doing the Zoomies in the garden

by Schoolar of Sqwaler November 3, 2020

Zoombating

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.

by Dominican traveler 69 November 3, 2020

zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.

Jeffrey had a zoomdick incident the other day.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020