A place not to far from Australia.
It has 3 Islands and is mistaken to be in Europe quite alot.
Where the Maori came from.
Where Fish'n'Chips, Pavlova, Buzzy Bee, Jandals and L&P comes from =
Aussies say we cant pronounce the letter 'I' We can so you fuckwits, we just have an accent. Cos to us, when you say 'six' It sounds like you say 'sex'
It has 3 Islands and is mistaken to be in Europe quite alot.
Where the Maori came from.
Where Fish'n'Chips, Pavlova, Buzzy Bee, Jandals and L&P comes from =
Aussies say we cant pronounce the letter 'I' We can so you fuckwits, we just have an accent. Cos to us, when you say 'six' It sounds like you say 'sex'
Aussie- "Hey bro! Look at me Im a maori all the way from New Zealand! Lets go get some fush and chups ow!"
Kiwi- "What the fuck mate? We dont talk like that..."
Aussie- "Sheep shagger!!!"
Kiwi- "Yeah, well when we're done we ship the lamb off to you kangaroo fuckers to eat"
Kiwi- "What the fuck mate? We dont talk like that..."
Aussie- "Sheep shagger!!!"
Kiwi- "Yeah, well when we're done we ship the lamb off to you kangaroo fuckers to eat"
by XXmacey96XX April 13, 2011
Get the New Zealand mug.A naturally blessed country in the south seas next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ's not worth a pinch of shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't know any better. I hope there are only a minority of Australians who feel like this, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome. Also, many Kiwis tend to hate Australia because they think Australians dislike NZ. Hopefully it isn't too widespread.
Aussie 1: New Zealand's not worth a pinch of shit!
Aussie 2: Oath
Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
Aussie 2: Oath
Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
by Paul Ward December 14, 2006
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Get the zeal mug.Totally awesome country that I've visited many times even though I am an American citizen and didn't get dual-citizenship until last year. Fuck off all you stupid ass Aussies who think NZ is a load of shit cuz nobody here or there likes you either. Oh, and none of you dumbshits can imitate their accents, so just stop trying before you hurt yourself trying to think about it.
Aussie: NZ'ers suck
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
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Zeal is the place where they go, And Kids is what they are Zeal Kids are just a group of people who go around to gigs
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Get the Zealy mug.A pretty good country, with the exception of wannabe gangsters, and the National party. XD
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
by lolololXD December 23, 2008
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