Dirty Zebra

The name of a coffee drink (not on the menu) famous at a local coffee shop in Tyler, TX called Brady's Coffee. You can drink it hot or iced. It's highly caffeinated and sweet.

I'd like to order one large dirty zebra. I'll take it iced.

by Zuni Ga May 05, 2018

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brown zebra

When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white

When a zebra rolls in shit

I just took a brown zebra!

Why do you have a brown zebra?

by heyitzstani April 07, 2017

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long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

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