Mute yourself

It is a another way of telling someone to shut up

Guy 1: Get a life.

Guy 2 : Just mute yourself you fool

by Cry baby123 October 18, 2011

shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013

Selling Yourself Short

Not reaching one's full potential. The origin of the term is "short selling" a stock (i.e., betting against a company). The "short seller" essentially "borrows" stock from a company and agrees to pay back the company whatever the stock is worth at some point in the future. The purchaser sells the stock immediately, anticipating that the price will fall over the next few months. If the stock price actually falls, the purchaser will pay back the company less money than what the purchaser sold the stock for.

Jane: "I'm not good at science classes."
John: "I think your selling yourself short."

Jane: "Want to see a movie tonight?"
John: "Let's not sell ourselves short here. I heard Warren G is putting on a concert in Williamsburg."

by ZeekZeek November 13, 2009

talk yourself in circles

1. To talk, stutter, or ramble on about something to a friend until you've gotten so confused with your own story you may not remember the point anymore.

2. To try and explain something but fail.

"So there was this guy, right? He was like, tallish, maybe some black hair. No, wait, that's wrong. Nah, I mean he had red hair and some freckles. Right? Yeah, something like that... I think, and he was... umm, wait..."
"Oh boy, here he goes again, talking himself in circles."
OR,
"Stop, don't talk yourself in circles!"

"...and it's a little orange too, with a braid belt thing around the waist, or maybe it was the arm. It was black... a little white on the sides... ahh, I can't explain this, I'm only talking myself in circles."

by Nikki Martin July 25, 2009

Talking to yourself

Something everyone does but no one will admit to.

Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.

by sage of the plains June 29, 2011

shit yourself

The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.

Them: pffft

Me: <Sniff, sniff>...what the fuck, who shit themselves?

by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

lynch yourself

To lynch yourself is to hang yourself.

Guy 1: lynch yourself

Guy 2: *goes and hangs self*

by SweatySauce90 August 8, 2017