cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

Love yourself

It’s the only thing to do when before loving others it boosts confidence to yourself!

I love myself, you should love yourself, we should love ourselves

by Quokkasarecute October 17, 2021

Iced Yourself

When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.

Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."

by ghostmann August 9, 2020

Ibising yourself

To totally ruin oneself by using false logic and diversion when owned.

lol at Ibising yourself away from the point.

by ubafool August 26, 2008

Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018

Heeh yourself

The phrase used when someone makes a quad bogey, breaks a golf club, does something retarded.

After the quad bogey, he was forced to heeh yourself.

by Tubs69 May 18, 2020