douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

Queaf Whistle

An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.

Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.

"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "

by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019

snot whistle

A snot whistle is the whistling sound created when the nasal cavity can let only a small amount of air through the nostrils, thus creating an aerophone.

John: Is someone whistling quietly?
Bill: Nah, man. I've had a cold all week and now I have snot whistle.

by Jimbo Jimmy James December 14, 2009

nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

by Nocus February 20, 2009

Duck Whistle

Is a noise that only a girl can make. It happens when you fuck her doggie style and she let's out a pussy fart.

My girl gets embarrassd when I give her The Duck Whistle

by JayMetal March 10, 2009

slick as a whistle

sweet word used by stud muffins to describe how good they are at catching seagulls.

"When I caught that seagull I was slick as a whistle... until it bit me."

by GMBluth January 5, 2009

Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.

A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling

by alt.g0d May 3, 2019