douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

whistling starfish

An anus releasing gas/air.

Beware 'o' the whistling starfish!

by Remedy X April 24, 2005

Buck Whistle

Commonly known as a "black and mild" or "wood tip". Used in the woods to attract mature whitetail deer.

I sparked me up one of those buck whistles and within seconds a big ol 8 point came strollin in.

by Buck Whistler November 7, 2022

nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

by Nocus February 20, 2009

Whistling jackass

- A self-important, self-righteous moron who carelessly walks through various public areas getting under the skin of those who are trying to read, work, think, have a conversation or otherwise focus on something. Describes way too many ppl these days.

Just look at that whistling jackass, walking though our office with no concern for how his conduct is effecting those who have to work here. Same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the library, same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the store.

by Misophonia in the modern world June 9, 2020

scented whistle

Flatulence that sounds like a whistle whilst coming out of your rear that gives off a scent!

I just scented whistled in my kitchen and cleared the room!

by Miss.Cookie December 26, 2022

nose whistling

1) The act of whistling out of your nose
2) That annoying thing your classmates do and it's too stupid to tell them to stop doing it

EVERYONE IN MY CLASS IS NOSE WHISTLING AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

by Orange Burrito June 23, 2016