loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.

That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.

by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021

Metric Weekend

a "Metric Weekend" is 9 days long. Starting on Friday and returning on Monday 9 days later. The Source is from the TV Sitcom "Taxi"

You have a weeks vacation coming, so you should take a metric weekend.

by 71Demon October 11, 2011

Weekend Recharge

The same as docking but on the weekend

I heard mike gives an amazing weekend recharge

I cant wait to meet up with chad this weekend and get my weekend recharge

by weeb.lawenforcement August 20, 2018

Welfare weekend

That weekend between pay days when you gott hit the .99 menus and sit home with 40oz's!

What are we doing this weekend? Nothing it's welfare weekend, I don't get paid until Tuesday.

by Scambreal July 1, 2014

Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.

Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex

My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party

by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022