web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 20, 2017

Web Wench

1)A female who designs layouts for websites.(slang)
2)A Web Mistress(synonym)

Danelle is a wonderful web wench. She always keeps my website updated, and stays ontop of every client issue with precise timing. Not too mention her savy knowledge of the blogosphere and how to make money from it.

by dewey C wisebon October 10, 2008

web warrior

A no lifer named Mah Fan Yao

Mah fan yao is such a web warrior.

by Jesusjuicelol June 6, 2009

sibling web

Any siblings or half siblings to you or anyone else in a sibling web. May or may not be related to you.

He's not my brother or half brother, but we are in a sibling web.

by Lexus14blacklist July 13, 2015

Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.

Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!

by D-Link July 13, 2009

Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy

Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.

by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019