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Assault Weapon 

Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.

In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.

Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.

A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
Assault Weapon by NitreBlue May 30, 2018
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Offensive Weapon 

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
Offensive Weapon by LordSoth June 4, 2019

CHEESE WEAPON 

A weapon in a solo or multiplayer video game that is easy to use. Usually consist of high quality looks, faster reload time, and inflicts a large amount of damage on an opponent. They're earned progressively in-game or bought.
The explosive bullets for the mk2 shotgun in GTA Online makes it a cheese weapon.
CHEESE WEAPON by SkyAir June 13, 2019

Hypersonic Weapon 

When someone who has so little in their lives to talk about that their lips move faster than the speed of sound when talking about other people's business.
When you left the bar ____ pulled out a hypersonic weapon when talking about your sexual exploits.

I thought that only Russia and China had such technology.
Hypersonic Weapon by Sammie1! November 21, 2019

staff weapon 

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots
The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them

Quinnard (Weapon)

Any type of small, lethal throwable such as tomahawks, throwing knives, etc. higher ranking quinnard weapons are also ballistic knives and crossbow bolts. Can be used as a verb (act of quinnarding). Most popular in games such as Call of Duty.
I got my Quinnard ready, let’s roll.

I just got Quinnarded so hard back there

A Quinnard (weapon) is a small, lethal, sharp weapon.

I’m out to go do some Quinnarding.

banned weapon 

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is
Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend
banned weapon by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021