wallace

a person who runs around half naked in the woods

Eric Gleacher has a big raw meat and he calls it Wallace her like to play with at night all day long when he sees gabby lamaj eric also is a certified baller and get mad because the Miami jets haven’t made it to the Super Bowl

by gian-carlo vellutino August 17, 2023

Wallace and Grommet

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate

Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold

by leakingfaucet November 6, 2023

Wallace

Wallace a man who roles with the baddest Gangsters ever.

Makes love to the music and can go all night, and more than just once..

Wallace a man with a talent that was talented

Also referred to as Wal

That guy Wallace shouldn't be messed with, I hear he roles with the baddest Gangsters..

Girl 1: Did you see Wallace at the festival last night?

Girl 2: Omg yes, he was making love to the music... I hear he is still going too. ..

Person 1: Excuse me Miss... Your necklace, where did you get such a beautifully made pendant from?

Person 2: A man named Wallace

by Lostgurlnz November 25, 2023

Wallace

Wallace is a great character who get’s all the girls. He also is a best friend to all the gangsters. If you know a Wallace, you have a good life.

1: Yo is that Wallace?
2: It is, I can tell by the muscles!

by D1zzy March 14, 2024

Wallace-Back

Wallace Mac is a phrase used to describe a weak man, both mentally and physically. This phrase is reference to a weak mindset and a "bad back".

The phrase can be used to describe pain or used as sarcasm.

There's a RFTS coming up. Waste of time. Might just Wallace-Back it.

Feeling a bit stiff from sleeping funny last night, my mattress has given me real bad Wallace-Back.

I nutted in my misses and felt a horrible twitch as I did the full unload. I tried to stand up but my Wallace Back had went.

by Alzpalmer January 18, 2025

Wallace'd

The act of texting a minor and asking them for nudes and to "pop that pussy" as a HS teacher or coach just to get your ass excommunicado from your community and hemmed up for a decade in the justice system.

Person 1: Man, did you see what that idiot Tyler did?

Person 2: Yeah the fucker really Wallace'd himself.

by Dr. Shady Dre Slim May 30, 2025

William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.

by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014