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Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.
"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."
by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010
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Egyptian Vacation

When you take time off to be wrapped up like a mummy with a butt plug in your ass.

This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.
hey John what did you do over Labor Day weekend?

I just took an old fashioned Egyptian Vacation.
by Joey Beaks August 28, 2017
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the law of vibration

This Law states that everything in the Universe moves, vibrates, and travels in circular patterns. The same principles of vibration in the physical world apply to our thoughts, feelings, desires, and wills in the Etheric world. Each sound, thing, and even thought has its own vibrational frequency, unique unto itself.
The law of vibration is one of the universal laws!
by ytho February 21, 2017
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Virtation

A sudden inability to speak coherently, charaterizedby extreme stuttering or incoherent babbling; Paraphasia
Heavy virtation is a common symptom of stroke.
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california vacation

A Trip on some strong(Maybe even Grateful Dead Family) LSD-25.
Graham-"What's wrong with Josh?"
KT-"Oh he's taking a California vacation."
by joshua bixler January 4, 2008
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Permanent Vacation

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.
Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.
by Dropped My Idiot November 9, 2019
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