JD VANCE

A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.

Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen

by Downlow_Downloader2025 February 2, 2025

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JD Vance

JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.

Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.

by RealDiamond51 February 9, 2025

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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

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Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.

I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.

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The Stones of Venice

A architectual journal written by John Ruskin(1851-53).

Ruskin wrote skillfully and passionatly about an architecture that he felt best reflected the devotion to craftmanship in a building.

The Stones of Venice is an amazing example of how a loving relationship should be recognised and lived.

by wolfdawg8realmind December 6, 2009

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