Red Rocket Vacuum 

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

Red Rocket Vacuum by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults

won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?

apply an oral vacuum by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

[burnt] [vacuum] [belt]

someone has been smoking weed. it smells as if your vacuum belt has burned.

Damn Sarah! you've done and burnt the vacuum belt, save some for me!

Kenny burnt vacuum belt yesterday for so long, he couldn't remember my name.

[burnt] [vacuum] [belt] by Trons April 4, 2009

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner 

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

virgnia vacuum 

When you get all up in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"

Hova: So you've heard of the virgnia vacuum right?

Speedy: What's that one?

Hova: I don't know.

Speedy: Is that the one where you get up all in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"?

Hova: We'll find out on urbandictionary tomorrow after this is uploaded.

P.S. Pls give quick shout out to xXxXKYR_FaZe_QuIckSc0p3rHDBryanXx420xX

P.S.S. Bryan with a y not an i. <3

virgnia vacuum by xxxxxxxKYR_QUICKSCOPEHDxxxxxx November 20, 2016

pulled full vacuum 

Eloquent Nerd-speak for "sucked" or "gay" (but not in an 1880s way).

I usually like movies based on comic books, but "The Hulk" pulled full vacuum.

pulled full vacuum by longislandspider July 10, 2006

Micro$oft Vacuum 

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

Micro$oft Vacuum by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010