dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)

"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."

by Syn Tempo May 3, 2021

tweeter

used to describe something that is considered pleasing

Those new drumheads sure are tweeter!

by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007

Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

tweet ping pong

When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.

JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.

original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?

I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"

by Mr. 66 March 7, 2009

tweeter

One who tweets.

Are you a tweeter like me?

Hello fellow tweeters!
Dear tweeters, today is not a good day.

by pavicnat September 30, 2012

tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009

tweetle

On twitter when u write a small tweet. Or only write short tweets

don't have much to tweet a tweetle will have to do. She tweetles just to say hi.

by Indi Go Violet August 14, 2009