Putter and Twatter

The only two sticks you need to play golf

You only need a Putter and Twatter. You need a twatter til you get to the green, then its the putter

by Wasted Walk February 20, 2009

tattle

(n) A nipple

"dude, her blouse was so low her tattles were lookin at me"

by A-Ray December 8, 2003

twatter

A flirty, sexual charged message or photo sent via twitter. Although a twatter may be delivered via text message, it should not be confused with sext.

verb uses:

twatter. twattering. twattered.

noun usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) blamed 'hackers' for a twatter sent from his twitter account."

verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."

conversation between dan and joe:

dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"

joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."

dan: "What is that, like a sext?"

joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."

dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"

joe: "Uhh. No."

dan: silent

joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."

dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."

by eee-rrr-iii-ccc December 1, 2011

rattle tattle

A person who rats out a close friend or loved one by tattling on them.

I would have gotten away with buying that candy if you wasn't such a rattle tattle.

by Tecman December 28, 2017

twatter

A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.

Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife

by deerex December 2, 2009

tittle-tattle tizzy

to be moody, funny, loopy, and tired all at the same time.

Yo biatch, I've been gettin really tittle-tattle tizzy lately, time for a fackin party to wake me up.

by MammmmaaGin February 17, 2009

Twatted

Twatted:appended to#13 Twitter on the shitter (by either or both sexes).Implied meaning becomes an addiction to Twitter to the extent of spending way too much time on it.

Ass Demons couldn't keep me from Twitter,so I twatted to my heart's content.

by jlehane3 May 4, 2009