Twat

a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

by berserker June 28, 2003

Twat

The past tense of tweet

Dude, I totally sent you a twat last night but you didn't send one back.

by funnyguy 87 April 26, 2010

twat

Can be used as the commical replacement of 'what' when one is enebriated

Twat the fuck did you just say to me, cock sucker?

by Crack Face McGee June 22, 2003

twat

Pronunciation: \ˈtwät\
Function:noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 2009

Defined as:
1. a text based microblog within Twitter
2. usually vulgar : vulva

I like that twat.
That twat really hits home.
Her twat was quite memorable.
How many twats did they see?

by The Real Kaddy March 27, 2009

TWAT

The past tense of twit.

A neophyte twerp.

A selfish or self centered bitch.

A vulgarism for vagina.

A complete moron or idiot.

A: He is such a twat!

B: A what?

A: A twit in the making.

Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.

by Memphis Mickey August 28, 2011

twat

slang for the number "twenty". Mostly used in poker games.

I see your 10, and I raise you twat.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe November 18, 2004