Trumpet Muffle

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011

trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!

I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method

by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

Trumpet 2020

A Word To Make Fun Of Or Mock Trump Supporters

Trumpet 2020...In A Grave Lol

by That Atheist Lesbian November 1, 2020

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014

Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016

Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

by Micky Willy January 19, 2014