butt trumpet 

thunderous flatulence

the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!

butt trumpet by dukey February 16, 2004

Mustache Trumpet Man 

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.

P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P

Mustache Trumpet Man by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011

President Trumpet 

An increasingly popular nickname for this moronic blowhard.

President Trumpet is my favorite asshorn.

President Trumpet by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2019

Cunt Trumpet 

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

Cunt Trumpet by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet 

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet by mockschmock December 9, 2006

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

ass trumpet by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Miami Trumpet 

Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.

My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.

Miami Trumpet by Jim Skalicious February 2, 2008