hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

by constancenorring July 22, 2011

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.

In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers

by Outcast November 9, 2004

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

tree sex

1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

by Guy Diddley April 29, 2006

Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

by wandaful February 3, 2010

Tree Topper

The act of giving a blow job and gently nibbling on a circumcised dick just below the head.

Go ahead and try to tree topper me baby.

by rb8841 November 29, 2012