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Trauma bond

This bond can be broken by sleeping with a ex it takes you back before a trauma bond was formed
This guy was trying to trauma bond me but I went and did my ex and it took me back to when my life was better
by Harry pimp 10 October 1, 2020
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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traumafied

The steep slopes of the strenuous trail had me traumafied.
by seanaty October 12, 2008
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1000 pound trauma

cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat

i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma
by terry smithy August 2, 2008
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PTDS post traumatic down syndrome

When you have sex with a down syndrome and can't live with yourself
I can't believe I slept with that downsy I have PTDS post traumatic down syndrome
by Mr giggles February 19, 2023
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traumagenic

In the context of a system, alters, and plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To be formed by trauma
"We are a traumagenic system."
"You are a traumagenic system, but you also have some endogenic alters."
"I am a traumagenic alter, and my friend is an endogenic alter."
by Dissociative mess June 1, 2021
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blunt force trauma to the dome

Taking a huge toke of mary jane causing your head to hurt.

Like geting struck in the head with bat.
Oh man!!! I just took some serious blunt force trauma to the dome!
by O D B May 21, 2011
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