hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay December 20, 2007

Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.

After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.

by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 16, 2008

Destroyer of Toast

A closeted Mexican homosexual that spends his time collecting male nudes and labeling them as "Homework" in his Photobucket account.

Destroyer of Toast: We're all gay at some time in our life!

by Nub Patrol August 18, 2010

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off

dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk

by o'deezy May 10, 2006

toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.

Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.

by Jennifer Wychek January 23, 2017

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier July 21, 2007

milk toast

spineless, lacking backbone. not standing up for oneself

so i said "hey rachel get me a soda biatch" and she did, she always did what she was told, beacuse she was milktoast

by mike rohn June 05, 2005