masturbate

To "play" with one's self until orgasm.

(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?

by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009

Masturbation

The act of pleasuring yourself through fingers on hand motions

Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good

Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said

Girl:I love masturbation

by DatHorseBoi July 09, 2018

masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

by J Boy August 24, 2009

Masturbation

When one squeezes their balls to pump out cum

"my balls hurt from too much Masturbation

by poochoonut March 12, 2023

Masturbate

Masturbating is something we all like

Kia still in masturbates in school bathrooms

by Kia kurtz June 18, 2018

masturbeer

1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...

by MrSecret September 17, 2010

masturbate

Tune the skin flute.

I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.

by Jakeofclubs April 25, 2006