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Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
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Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
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tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
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curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on
Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter
by Rob_11 April 13, 2016
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cock tiddle

Slang phrase for a cocktail or another name for testicles
“Let’s go get a couple cock-tiddles.” Or “Chad’s tiny cock tiddles almost make his dick look big”
by ChadTanner69 October 29, 2017
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Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
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twat twiddler

That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler
by John_D03 June 14, 2019
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