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Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin
by trippynicki May 24, 2021
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naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper
Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw
by Liloandloli December 27, 2021
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gemo therapy

"I need gemo therapy, I can't be depressed and gay. Gay also means happy"
by Pervert the Herbert August 11, 2023
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Stroking the Therapy Chicken

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.
by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009
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Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.
I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.
by Sulagar May 3, 2011
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Hot Cocoa Therapy

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.
Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!
by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011
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therabeer

Beer consumed as part of a positive therapeutic activity.

Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.
Craig: So did you hear the latest complaint from the guy in the next cubicle?
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
by Your Eminence February 4, 2014
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