Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022

Ink

Liquid (not blood), that inklings like to use to attack each other until they explode, for no fucking apparent reason. It's also used for writing, but since the rise of the internet, people want to type instead nowadays.

BRO THE INK LOOKS LIKE BLOOD
SOMEONE FUCKING CALL THE AMBULANCE

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020

inking

When you do literally anything noteworthy

"Okay so we're inking without them"

by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021

INK

When your man busts in your ass, then hours later you laugh a little too hard and his nut comes out of your butthole again.

Aw, you guys made me INK

by Notgninneb Retsehc January 25, 2021

Ink

Ink is a gel, sol or solution that contains at least one colourant, such as a dye or pigment, and is used to colour a surface to produce an image, text, or design. Ink is used for drawing or writing with a pen, brush, reed pen, or quill. Thicker inks, in paste form, are used extensively in letterpress and lithographic printing.

Grrr, this ink loves to stain my hands.

by jss-urban February 11, 2021

Ink

a odd nice skeleton who is emotionless on the inside but will betray you someday

Dream:oh hello! what's your name?

Ink:uhhh.. what was that again?

Dream:I'll repeat myself

Dream:oh hello what's your name?

Ink:oh i get it! my name is ink sans

Dream:oh uhm nice to meet you ink!

by haha me noes alot of aus March 26, 2021