swamp donkey

This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.

damn look at that swamp donkey!

by L walk April 11, 2004

swamp hit

taking an extremely big hit, preferably by using a steam roller. Bongs are acceptable. The hit will feel like an extremely large thc smoke is attacking your face, nostril, and throat. This causes 5 seconds of being stunned. Immediately following, you will see waves/levels of smoke in front of your face..thus resembling a swamp

we were passin it along smoothly until my friend sat stunned with a wierd look on his face, while smoke engulfed his face, he woke up and said "wow, that was a swamp hit"

by Spliffin Jones February 5, 2008

Swamp Butt

Extreme moisture build up inbetween a persons butt cheaks during the summer months.

Damn this swamp butt is getting old down here in Florida!

by FloridaSwamp August 25, 2011

swamp pussy

Noun: The state of a vagina where it is literally dripping with naturally created lubrication. Typically involves wetting of panties/ dance floors.

We got so hot on the dance floor that I knew I was going to get that swamp pussy.

by B Mild February 24, 2008

Swamp Dolly

A female who has several kids to increase her welfare cheque so she can go out to the bars every night with three pounds of make up on drunk as fuck wearing the same prostitute outfit in hopes she stumbles on to a random dick that will take her home so she can sponge cigarettes, drugs, and money. The next morning this female looks like a doll that was thrown in a swamp.

guy 1 "You didn't take home that train wreck last night did you?"

guy 2 "I did, I can't believe I nailed a swamp dolly. I am never drinking again."

guy 1 "Ewww, were not friends anymore."

by Raven Vigilante September 9, 2011

Swamp Goblin

Someone who mainly Preys on swamp donkeys but usaully any swamp like creature will do.

you will sleep with any one you really are a swamp goblin.

by crack scumm July 26, 2010

Swamp Cabbage

Semen that you have somehow left in an orifice overnight, after it's coagulated and gelatinous.

I think my girlfriend fell asleep with some cum in her ear. She's gonna wake up to some nasty swamp cabbage.

by Poepalean September 6, 2011