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a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.
Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020
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Cheesecake

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"
by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009
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Cheesecake Factory

A room that has been filled with the scents of a person cutting the cheese (farting;dropping a deuce) several times
Jake cut the cheese in Sam’s house so many times, it became the cheesecake factory
by Waiterhater December 29, 2023
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urinary cheesecake

What people in Japan call Urinal Cakes
Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue
by Billiam Beaver April 19, 2018
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Cherry Cheesecake

When a woman receives oral sex during her menstrual cycle with either make-up sponges or a tampon tucked completely (string included) inside her vagina. No Redwings.
It was Valentine's Day..and aunt flo decided to be a b***h, so he offered me cherry cheesecake.. I felt so loved.
by #TheLeadLadi September 22, 2016
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Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.
Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"
by coldapache February 24, 2012
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Cincinnati cheesecake

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her
James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021
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