Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 19, 2019

Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.

What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.

by thesweggerman2.0 May 25, 2018

Bonk

Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound

OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*

by 555nate555 November 28, 2022

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 13, 2022

bonk

its not that gas

i aint smokin no bonk

by April 22, 2022

BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by March 12, 2022