dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Blitz-meme

It's a meme that was made really quickly.

Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.

by Vencl_A January 23, 2021

Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.

Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020

Blitz

To apply pressure to a person you are attracted to. Florida term

John: Yo she look mad good
Joe: You finna blitz?
John: Yeah I’m finna blitz the fuck out of that

by Okcfan7 May 11, 2025

Blitz

Getting a girl or boy.

She bad asl bro , I'm bouta blitz.

by Big G from the Bronx March 29, 2017

blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.

"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."

by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016