Bloody Awful

When something goes gosh-darned wrong or is just a such a rudy nuisance you won't jolly-well put up with it any more! Often something that is bloody awful can make you spill your brandy or cognac. Also something particularly dire, in a disparaging way.
William "I say my man don't you just think that England's performance was bloody awful?"
Commoner "True dat, guv, but bit of a SNAFU anyways tbh."

Interviewer "How do you rate BP at the moment?"
Pelican "Bloody awful!"
by Gediness June 27, 2010
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bloody hell

Slang term with varied uses, and different meanings depending on context. Used extensively in Australia as 1:mild surprise 2:angry shock 3:mild amusement at common trouble 4:general colourful phrase added to emphasise importance of comment
1: Bloody hell, that was a good try/rally/point. (sport)
2: Bloody hell, why did you drive drunk and crash the car?
3:Bloody hell, that woman shouldn't wear tights in public.
4:Where the bloody hell are all the tourists Oprah was meant to bring us here in Oz? Are they scared off by our flaming lingo?
by ErnMalleyscrub April 17, 2011
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Bloody Mary

A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.
Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.
by frameofreference August 28, 2010
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bloody fart

1. A renowned band.

2. When you let one rip in your pants and one of your hard nuggets cuts the inside of your anus(Your colon), and your ass bleeds really bad.
This is usually very visible, and everyone will know when it happens, and trust us, it WILL happen.
Last night at the club I made a bloody fart in my pants while I was grinding this chick, she totally ran away.
by mike hunt is warm November 19, 2006
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bloody sword

to have sex with a girl whos on her peroid and get blood on your penis.
" i screwed sally on her special time of the month and got a bloody sword "
by Rajer November 25, 2005
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Bloody Squirrel

You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.
"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"
by Joe P Leprechaun August 30, 2008
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bloody shit

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.
Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?
by UrbanPrick January 02, 2014
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