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Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”
by yoc January 15, 2015
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A-Teens

Along with IKEA and ABBA, one of Sweden's greatest exports. First gained popularity in the US covering ABBA's music and with their music videos on the Disney Channel. Made up of two males (Dhani Lennevald and Amit Sebastian Paul) and two females (Marie Serneholt and Sara Lumholdt), the group is a favorite of Tween BFFs. Correctly spelled WITH the hyphen.
Tween BFF#1: Dude, I'm engaged!

Tween BFF#2: Yay! Let's celebrate with an A-Teens song!
by tweenbff1 January 6, 2010
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