Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.
My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.
by burnsing April 10, 2024
Get the Terminal Career Agitationmug. That seminar was so termin
by ~.Anonymous.~ July 1, 2023
Get the Terminmug. The constant speed of caloric intake that a freely eating person eventually reaches when the resistance of their stomach prevents further ingestion.
It was when I leaned in to reach for that last slice of stuffed crust loaded pizza that I knew I had reached terminal chubbosity.
by 12many July 31, 2018
Get the Terminal Chubbositymug. To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.
I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022
Get the terminal baby syndromemug. "I'll be BACK."
I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".
by QuacksO May 4, 2022
Get the Terminator promisemug. The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025
Get the Terminally Offlinemug. This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
by mytts69 August 10, 2010
Get the terminal hour glass failuremug.