Schoolboy Tactics

The act of spooning with the intent to be sexually aroused

Bobby: What is he doing to her
Billy: Dry humping her or something, them Schoolboy tactics

by LYNX September 16, 2013

Tactical nap

1. The act of using your time wisely and napping instead of doing nothing.

Time for a tactical nap before the movie starts.

by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011

Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

Tactical Knife

An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.

I hate this n00b with his Tactical Knife......

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

scare tactics

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.

by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009

Tactical binge

A strategic, but often accidental, mass consumption of a particular vice (eg. alcohol, tobacco or illicit substances). The purpose of this mass consumption is to induce an extreme negative reaction (often including a non-tactical chunder) thereby reminding oneself to avoid this vice in the short to medium term. The effects of a tactical binge wear thin with the passage of time.

Chris thought Jessica simply over-indulged in a dozen aperol spritzes one Friday in January, but it was really a genius tactical binge to help her get through FebFast.

by FuzzyFruit January 10, 2021